Dad: So, are you expecting any chocolates or flowers today from guys?
Me: Uh... no...
Dad: What?! None of those guys you work with or have done projects with are getting you anything???
Me: (nervous laughter) No... well, my best friend Devon is sending me flowers from Albania...
Dad: Alright, tell all those guys to line up in front of the store in Compton... In their underwear! I'm going to kick their ass!
Me: Uh...
Dad: Don't make me round them up!
Me: (nervous laughter) Alright dad. I love you.
Dad: Happy Valentine's Day. I love you!
My dad is the greatest.
I would love to see his 55-year old self kick some 20-something ass.
(And for any of you who thinks he wouldn't do it, you don't know my dad. Where do you think I get my fighting spirit from?)
2 comments:
hahahaha.... hey you tell your dad I got you chocolate covered strawberries! Sucks that you are sick and didn't show up:(
don't worry bout being sick. you could make AIDS attractive .... which could come in handy if you ever did any political work in Africa .... or with Michelle Acosta ....
-quan
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