Lisa, you're teeth are big and green / Lisa, you smell like gasoline

What a morning...

It began with some good advice from my mother:
Just brush aside all those little annoyances and stresses and have a wonderful day!

And then about fifteen different annoyances as I tried to get to work...
For example, leaving my phone in my room (after having spoken to my mom) and realizing this about a 1/3 of the way to work and having to turn around to get it.
Then getting to work and realizing that I left my phone in my car while I was getting coffee across the street.
Then spilling a bit of coffee on my pants (because you know... I'm a big klutz).

I'm waiting to fall on my face this morning or something, because it just feels like one of those days...

But, other than that, it's been a lot of happy birthday text messages, so who can complain?

And adhering to my mom's advice, I'm just letting all the little hiccups this morning just fall to the wayside.

Here's to a better year. It's been a rough start, but you know what? 23 years ago, I wasn't even breathing on my own until this point, so I'm going to disqualify all of the bad things that have happened thus far and start anew.
Happier thoughts.
Happier outcomes.
Happier everything.